Purchasing A New Boat Gifts

'I thought buying the boat would make him more optimistic about the future but apparently not...'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Family members!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rising Gas Prices

Lighthouse Beam.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Now cut that out!'

'By god that man stinks!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"It's a hybrid!"

Traffic calming ahead.

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

'George,why don't you break down and buy a fish finder?'

If we could only contact the auto club!

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

Big bumpers.

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'