Purchasing A New Boat Gifts

'I thought buying the boat would make him more optimistic about the future but apparently not...'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Family members!

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Rising Gas Prices

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Lighthouse Beam.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'By god that man stinks!'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Now cut that out!'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"It's a hybrid!"

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

Traffic calming ahead.

If we could only contact the auto club!

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

License, registration, and some I.D. for the small child watching what appears to be a completely inappropriate PG-13 movie in the back.

'George,why don't you break down and buy a fish finder?'

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Big bumpers.

The next song's called "Went on Prozac, Found a Job, Bought a Car, Met a Girl, Got a Puppy Blues."

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

GPS flag in road

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'