New Boat Purchase Mugs

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Boating Supplies. The spinnaker has a tear in it. Don't send it out to a customer. Too late, that ship has sailed.

Will Christen Your Ship

Speedboat

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Build a Raft

'Slip Ahoy!'

Family members!

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Lighthouse Beam.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'By god that man stinks!'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Now cut that out!'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Traffic calming ahead.

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

If we could only contact the auto club!

'George,why don't you break down and buy a fish finder?'

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

License, registration, and some I.D. for the small child watching what appears to be a completely inappropriate PG-13 movie in the back.

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"