Purchasing A Yacht Mugs

'Times must be getting tough -- some of our customers are asking how much they cost.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Boat wedding.

'Slip Ahoy!'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Rising Gas Prices

Gone Bookkeepin'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Now cut that out!'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

The Imperfect Storm

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"It's a hybrid!"

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Ecstatic caravan

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Becalmed yachts

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"We're luckier than most people..."

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'