Purchasing A Yacht Mugs

'Times must be getting tough -- some of our customers are asking how much they cost.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Boat wedding.

'Slip Ahoy!'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Rising Gas Prices

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'Now cut that out!'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"It's a hybrid!"

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

The Imperfect Storm

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Ecstatic caravan

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Becalmed yachts

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"We're luckier than most people..."