New Boat Owner Mugs

Boat Launch

Boat Called Available.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Lighthouse Beam.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'It was this big. I swear'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Man whistles while driving his car.

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

Thames Pizza