New Boat Owner T-Shirts

Boat Called Available.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Lighthouse Beam.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'It was this big. I swear'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

Man whistles while driving his car.

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

Thames Pizza

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'