New Car Owner T-Shirts

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

Spring Damage.

The New Car

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

'Then when I hit a puddle it shrank!'

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

Man whistles while driving his car.

Traffic jam.

'Off hand, I'd say your problem is caused by your car's computer.'

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

If you can read this then you are too close (car crash).

"First."

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

Seatbelt Use

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Family members!

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'By god that man stinks!'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Traffic calming ahead.

Cat on Board.

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

If we could only contact the auto club!

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."