New Car Owner Gifts

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

Spring Damage.

The New Car

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

'Then when I hit a puddle it shrank!'

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

Man whistles while driving his car.

Traffic jam.

'Off hand, I'd say your problem is caused by your car's computer.'

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

If you can read this then you are too close (car crash).

"First."

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

Seatbelt Use

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Family members!

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'By god that man stinks!'

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Traffic calming ahead.

License, registration, and some I.D. for the small child watching what appears to be a completely inappropriate PG-13 movie in the back.