Aspiring Car Owner Gifts

"I have enough money to buy a car!"

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"One year closer to college!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

I love my motor.

Man whistles while driving his car.

'How about a nice saloon?'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

"... With a slightly above average mileage..."

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"According to my actuary tables, your loan will outlive you."