First-time Car Buyer Gifts

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"One year closer to college!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Family members!

"Do you buy cars here?"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Thatched roof car.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Otto the SmartyCar!

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Rising Gas Prices

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'By god that man stinks!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'