Buying A First Car Gifts

I love my motor.

The intelligent car is just around the corner.

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Dad, for Father's Day, I'm giving you $100."

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'My brother was annoying until he got a car.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"One year closer to college!"

Family members!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

Rising Gas Prices

Thatched roof car.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'By god that man stinks!'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?