"I have enough money to buy a car!"
Aspiring Car Owner Prints
Decorate their space with striking prints that capture their dreams of car ownership—stylish, humorous, and perfectly suited for any aspiring car owner.
"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."
"One year closer to college!"
"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."
'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'
"Do you buy cars here?"
"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."
"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."
'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'
"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"
"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."
'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'
'I need a lot of trunk space.'
'How about a nice saloon?'
I love my motor.
Caution, Student Self-Driver
Man whistles while driving his car.
'And here's the toolkit.'
'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'
"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."
'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'
"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."
What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.
'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'
'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'
'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'
"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."
'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'
"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."
'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'
Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving
"... With a slightly above average mileage..."
"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."
"Harry, you're wrong on every level."
'Oversensitive Car Alarm'
Aspiring Car Owner Prints Collection
Aspiring Car Owner Mugs
Discover more fantastic products for the aspiring car owner on our mugs page—fun, creative, and designed to energize their day.
Aspiring Car Owner Pillows
Find cozy pillows with witty car-themed designs that make their space feel inspired and personalized.
Aspiring Car Owner T-Shirts
Explore a variety of t-shirts on our site that celebrate their love for cars—ideal for every future driver or gearhead.