Future Car Owner Gifts

"Have you saved enough money to buy your car?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

I love my motor.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Man whistles while driving his car.

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

"C'mon, Dad...did you really think you and your kids would agree on everything? I say 'yes'...you say 'no'...maybe father and son are just a little bit different!"

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

Spring Damage.

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

"For my money...any care looks good."

'My brother was annoying until he got a car.'

Oh, sorry, I just love that new car owner smell.

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"Good news, they accepted your offer!"

When The Car Is Being Repaired.

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

Oh, sorry, I just love that new car owner smell.

"Can I collect some new car smell in this jar? We're trying to coax dad to buy a new car."