Future Car Owner Gifts

"Have you saved enough money to buy your car?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Man whistles while driving his car.

I love my motor.

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

Spring Damage.

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

'My brother was annoying until he got a car.'

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

"Good news, they accepted your offer!"

When The Car Is Being Repaired.

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

'Off hand, I'd say your problem is caused by your car's computer.'

"Can I collect some new car smell in this jar? We're trying to coax dad to buy a new car."