Car Ownership Gifts

"Daddy, since I'm taking over the payments I'm also taking down that 'Baby On Board' sign."

"Baldo, having a car is a big commitment. You gotta get a job, you gotta save your money, you gotta dedicate your life to it."

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Dog Park

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"One year closer to college!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Under pressure.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Motor Tourism

Time Machine Collision

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."