Car Ownership Transfer Gifts

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Corporate Darwinism

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Man whistles while driving his car.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Take me home now!"

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

'The person you are trying to reach has moved to another desk and has left no forwarding extension.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

"It's all yours now."

"I've realized it's cruel to keep a dog in a big city. I'm transferring you to scranton."

'I've been transferred again.'

The next song's called "Went on Prozac, Found a Job, Bought a Car, Met a Girl, Got a Puppy Blues."

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

'I thought an assignment as head of an overseas branch was a promotion.'

"You cleaned out your desk so efficiently you've been rehired and placed in charge of Housekeeping."

Welcome to our team.

"It's not actually a promotion, Henderson, we're moving you sideways."

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

Spring Damage.

You said this transfer would be a great opportunity for me! Parking Patrol. No, I said you'd be able to write your own ticket.