Car Ownership Transfer Mugs

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Corporate Darwinism

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Man whistles while driving his car.

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Take me home now!"

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

'The person you are trying to reach has moved to another desk and has left no forwarding extension.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

"I've realized it's cruel to keep a dog in a big city. I'm transferring you to scranton."

"It's all yours now."

'I've been transferred again.'

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

"You cleaned out your desk so efficiently you've been rehired and placed in charge of Housekeeping."

'I thought an assignment as head of an overseas branch was a promotion.'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

"It's not actually a promotion, Henderson, we're moving you sideways."

Welcome to our team.

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

Spring Damage.