Car Sharing Gifts

'I never realised this car share scheme would be so popular.'

"I still say you can go too far with car sharing."

"I draw the line at flip-flops shares."

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Bumper Car Share Scheme.

"This car sharing scheme is great, I'II try to get it back to you in a month or so."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Touring Cyclist

'Are we broke yet?'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

How do fish get to work?

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Ubear.

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Car Pools.

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"