Car Sharing Pillows

'I never realised this car share scheme would be so popular.'

"I still say you can go too far with car sharing."

"I draw the line at flip-flops shares."

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Bumper Car Share Scheme.

"This car sharing scheme is great, I'II try to get it back to you in a month or so."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Touring Cyclist

'Are we broke yet?'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

How do fish get to work?

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

"Sorry for the wait. We're a low-overhead crime organization, so when we take someone 'for a ride', we use a ride-sharing service."

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Ubear.

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

Car Pools.

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"There's a guy in the trunk."

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"