Space Sharing Pillows

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Big Bang Theory.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'But what is the universe for?'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Hair Crop Circle

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Apple Pie Abduction

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

The First Martian Dog.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Not now, Oliver."

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.