Shared Living Pillows

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Hope you don't need the bathroom. His showers take forever."

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"So that's where you were last night."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"Is that what you're wearing?"

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

The Neighborhood at a Glance

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

'..Bert Higgins,O.A.P..'

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"I'm holding up a 'Do not disturb' sign in bed."