Shared Housing Pillows

"Ooooh, she's tall! Good! Come in! I'll put away the flame thrower."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

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Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Homeless count.

Early House Hunting.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."