First Shared Apartment Pillows

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Too bright."

A DIY disaster.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'No it's still not fixed'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

Cat and Broom

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

IKEA Book

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

"Dear, your father and I were thinking that maybe it's time you got a place of your own."

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

'I can't find my key.'

'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'