First Apartment Rental Pillows

'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Late night teddy reading

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'At lone at last.'

"Too bright."

A DIY disaster.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Cat and Broom

'No it's still not fixed'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"Yes, 650,- euro net rent is a pretty good price and it's a very nice house... By the way, I'm talkins about this house, sir."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"Full central heating and hardwood floors throughout, the flat also benefits from being close to all major transport routes."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"Dear, your father and I were thinking that maybe it's time you got a place of your own."