First Rental Pillows

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Too bright."

A DIY disaster.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"Yes, 650,- euro net rent is a pretty good price and it's a very nice house... By the way, I'm talkins about this house, sir."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

"Dear, your father and I were thinking that maybe it's time you got a place of your own."

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'

'I can't find my key.'

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'

Kit-set shelving. Third attempt.

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer." (Colour)

"I hope you don't mind, but I used your toothbrush."

"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."

"I'll email the landlord."

"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."