First Rental Prints

"Looks like rent-a-mob's arrived."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Too bright."

A DIY disaster.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

IKEA Book

"Yes, 650,- euro net rent is a pretty good price and it's a very nice house... By the way, I'm talkins about this house, sir."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

"Sorry son, I rented out your room to backpackers on Airbnb."

"Airbnb?"

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

"Dear, your father and I were thinking that maybe it's time you got a place of your own."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'

'I can't find my key.'

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Airport Terminal. Rental Cars. That self-driving vehicle is waiting for us to go first. It's a courtesy van!

Kit-set shelving. Third attempt.

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

Well, obviously, we can't live with MY parents …

"I hope you don't mind, but I used your toothbrush."

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer." (Colour)

"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."

"I'll email the landlord."