Shared Living Prints

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Hope you don't need the bathroom. His showers take forever."

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"So that's where you were last night."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"Is that what you're wearing?"

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

The Neighborhood at a Glance

'Oh him? That's Frank. My parents made me take in a boarder to cover the cost of my car insurance.'

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

Towels: His, Her, Ex.