House Sharing Prints

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

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Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Homeless count.

Early House Hunting.

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."