Sharing A Home Prints

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"So that's where you were last night."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

"Is that what you're wearing?"

'Oh him? That's Frank. My parents made me take in a boarder to cover the cost of my car insurance.'

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"I'm holding up a 'Do not disturb' sign in bed."

Towels: His, Her, Ex.

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"It's from my parents. An invitation to our wedding."

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."

"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"

"Hope you don't need the bathroom. His showers take forever."

"Ooooh, she's tall! Good! Come in! I'll put away the flame thrower."

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"