Sharing A Home Prints

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"So that's where you were last night."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

"Is that what you're wearing?"

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"I'm holding up a 'Do not disturb' sign in bed."

Towels: His, Her, Ex.

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"It's from my parents. An invitation to our wedding."

"Ooooh, she's tall! Good! Come in! I'll put away the flame thrower."

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

"Hope you don't need the bathroom. His showers take forever."

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

A boy wanting another boy to share an oyster