House Sharing Gifts

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

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Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Who Let the Dawg In?

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Homeless count.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Early House Hunting.

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.