Shared Apartment Living Gifts

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Shakespeare Street

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"So that's where you were last night."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'No it's still not fixed'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'Honey, I'm home.'

Cat and Broom

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'