Living In Shared Spaces Gifts

The Boarding-House

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Love is when you watch television together.

"So that's where you were last night."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

Self-Isolating Hamster

I think it's time to clean the basement.

"Is that what you're wearing?"

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

Furniture being sent out of the shop ('everything must go').

Free Little Library

'Look, you stay on your side of the bowl and I'll stay on mine!'

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

Towels: His, Her, Ex.

"I'm holding up a 'Do not disturb' sign in bed."

Bill's never been a team player.

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

"It's from my parents. An invitation to our wedding."

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

"Hope you don't need the bathroom. His showers take forever."

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

"Ooooh, she's tall! Good! Come in! I'll put away the flame thrower."

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."