Living In Shared Spaces Gifts

The Boarding-House

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Love is when you watch television together.

"So that's where you were last night."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

Self-Isolating Hamster

"Is that what you're wearing?"

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

Free Little Library

Furniture being sent out of the shop ('everything must go').

Towels: His, Her, Ex.

"I'm holding up a 'Do not disturb' sign in bed."

'Look, you stay on your side of the bowl and I'll stay on mine!'

Bill's never been a team player.

"It's from my parents. An invitation to our wedding."

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

"Hope you don't need the bathroom. His showers take forever."

"Ooooh, she's tall! Good! Come in! I'll put away the flame thrower."

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."

'WHOA, don't go in there Donald! THAT'S the living room.'