Shared Space Philosopher Gifts

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

You Don't Know What It's Like

"Hey boss, what's the store motto this week; 'the customer's always right' or 'you can't please everyone?'"

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Comfy?"

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'This can't be good.'

"When you have all the answers, what's left?"

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"

"I'm getting tired of this same old office grind."

'I prefer it this way.'

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

Christian church steeple show jewish star in shadow

'Do these pants make me look fat?'

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

"I was being honest with him, he said he was being honest with me, so now we don't know who to trust."

Body for After-Life

'You realise this isn't a sure thing? You're up here on a one-hundred billion year trial.'

Theirs Theirs

"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk."