Shared Space Philosopher T-Shirts

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Comfy?"

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"Hey boss, what's the store motto this week; 'the customer's always right' or 'you can't please everyone?'"

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'This can't be good.'

"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

"I'm getting tired of this same old office grind."

'I prefer it this way.'

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

Christian church steeple show jewish star in shadow

'Do these pants make me look fat?'

"I was being honest with him, he said he was being honest with me, so now we don't know who to trust."

The stars are beneath your feet as well as above your head

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

Body for After-Life

'You realise this isn't a sure thing? You're up here on a one-hundred billion year trial.'

"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk."

Theirs Theirs