Apartment Living Gifts

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

Radiator Cookery

"You seem to be surviving okay."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'I don't know what brand of remote I need. It's for the kid's stereo in the next apartment.'

"I can't believe they allow bowling in their apartment."

"When we moved back into the city, we decided to keep the car."

'Of course I get annoyed when people walk past and stare in the window. . . we're on the 18th floor!'

Complaining About Complaining

"Mrs. Grunzman, please start a diet and buy yourself some pants!!"

'Luxury box.'

'No it's still not fixed'

"The people downstairs seem to be having trouble with their toaster again, Viv."

"Actually all four rooms - the alcove, the closet, the kitchenette - are in this room."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"There's no room in our apartment for Ed's man cave, so he had to improvise."

"Why don't you come over this evening? It's a long time since we've had a good visit."

Mime tip #37: The noisy upstairs neighbors won't hear your invisible broom knocking.

"I adore this apartment! How much is the rent?"

Two lonely single people in the same building but unaware of each other

"It's Jason from next door. DO we want to buy a transcript of last night's argument?"

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Cat and Broom

“What I lack in stuff I make up for in generational wealth.”

"Hey! Turn down your damn white-noise machine!"

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

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