Apartment Residents Gifts

Noisy Neighbours

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Too bright."

A DIY disaster.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Shakespeare Street

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

'No it's still not fixed'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

'Honey, I'm home.'

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

Cat and Broom

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

IKEA Book

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."