Apartment Neighbor Gifts

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Sharing a Christmas Tree.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"First time pruning?"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Canape?

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Thank you bubbles

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Environment Friendly House.