Quirky Apartment Dwellers Gifts

Balcony extension with sunbathers

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Not to mention the park view."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Bed & Bagel'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"Hey! Your ad said 'non-smoker!"

"I suppose we should clear up those leaves - we are on the third floor."

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

Fun with candy.

Family living in an allevator

'Of course I get annoyed when people walk past and stare in the window. . . we're on the 18th floor!'

Bikini Between Buildings

'For those of you without power, service will be restored soon. Stay tuned for details.'

A huge, mind-boggling number.

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

"In my nightmares I try to cry out but never can."

Noisy Neighbours

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

'Keep that dividing down!'

The little old lady who lived in a vacuum.

"Look, it's not ideal but we both have to live with it."

I think I just figured out why this place was available.

Bob gets a message from the man upstairs.

"I've learned to live with the ever-present specter of death, but mostly because it's started chipping in for rent."

Noisy Neighbours

"It's just a ten-minute walk to much nicer apartments."

'It's the only affordable housing we could afford.'

Man collects parcel nude as he has just woken up.

"What? No! Norma, the hairnets are not edible!"

"I can't talk. I'm busy staring with envy at all the people I resent."

Apartment beekeeping.