Apartment Dweller With A Twist Gifts

Apartment beekeeping.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Shakespeare Street

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Upper West Side Story

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Honey, I'm home.'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

'No it's still not fixed'

Cat and Broom

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'