
Turn that noise down !
Looking for a gift that captures the eclectic, fast-paced, and creative essence of city life? Our collection for the urban dweller with a twist combines wit, style, and humor. Perfect for those who love their city with a dash of personality, these products add a playful touch to everyday life and make thoughtful surprises for anyone embracing the urban grind with a quirky edge.
Turn that noise down !
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'
"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7
"I travel Prada whenever I can."
"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."
Upper West Side Story
'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'
"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."
Tortured Plank
Madison Avenue and Maple Street
Moses comes to Los Angeles.
It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.
"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."
'No, we did not order a corner unit.'
"Thank you."
Skimming out star reflections
'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'
"Scat!"
Auld Gang Sign
"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."
"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"
"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."
"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"
Old Yarns
'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'
An ellipsis in the sky
Power, Money, Ego, Hype, Parking.
'But this IS my mobile home!'
"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."
Browse our mugs collection for the urban dweller, where witty city-inspired designs turn every morning routine into a celebration of city life.
Find quirky pillows designed for city dwellers with a twist. These stylish accents add personality and comfort to any urban apartment.
Discover vibrant prints that capture the creative spirit of city life, perfect for decorating the home of an urban enthusiast.
Explore our t-shirts for the city-loving creative. Cool, witty, and perfect for anyone who calls the urban jungle home.