Urbanist With A Twist Gifts

We don't like the term invasion. We prefer galaxy gentrification.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Third Option

Have food. Need toilet paper

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

Le Corbusier

Monster slippers.

'Bond prices will start falling when interest rate's rise!'

Turn that noise down !

"People don't live like that anymore."

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

"I've found a filing cabinet here...a prime development opportunity! I reckon you could get three studio flats out of it!"

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

"Was it someone you ate?"

"Listen, it starts with just a road. Then it's streets and then avenues, and before you know it, you're on the New Jersey Turnpike, wondering where it all went so wrong."

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

North Pole with Sundial.

"So we're on top of the Empire State Building and the kid says, 'Relax. Everyone knows cats always land on their feet.' So then..."

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

Little Beverly Cards

One building with a lot of doors.

"I'd delete Facebook—But I really enjoy roasting landlords and their overpriced rentals."

Planning Office - In-tray full of Tesco applications.

"I know the D train would have been faster, brainiac, but the B has a quiet authority."

It's admirable you do your bit to save the planet by wearing green undies, but let's not forget, they weren't green when you bought them!

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

"It's the people downstairs complaining about the noise again."

'Hello, I'm the city tax appraiser and it has come to our attention that you have added a bird house to your yard.'

The first Norman city planners find a smog cloud and decide to build London under it.