Urbanist With A Twist Pillows

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Have food. Need toilet paper

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

Le Corbusier

Monster slippers.

"People don't live like that anymore."

Turn that noise down !

'Bond prices will start falling when interest rate's rise!'

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

"Was it someone you ate?"

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

"I've found a filing cabinet here...a prime development opportunity! I reckon you could get three studio flats out of it!"

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

North Pole with Sundial.

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

"Listen, it starts with just a road. Then it's streets and then avenues, and before you know it, you're on the New Jersey Turnpike, wondering where it all went so wrong."

"So we're on top of the Empire State Building and the kid says, 'Relax. Everyone knows cats always land on their feet.' So then..."

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

One building with a lot of doors.

Planning Office - In-tray full of Tesco applications.

Little Beverly Cards

"I'd delete Facebook—But I really enjoy roasting landlords and their overpriced rentals."

"I know the D train would have been faster, brainiac, but the B has a quiet authority."

It's admirable you do your bit to save the planet by wearing green undies, but let's not forget, they weren't green when you bought them!

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

"It's the people downstairs complaining about the noise again."

'Hello, I'm the city tax appraiser and it has come to our attention that you have added a bird house to your yard.'

The first Norman city planners find a smog cloud and decide to build London under it.

"Great- now we're endangered and reviled."