Urban Explorer With A Taste For The Bizarre Gifts

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Giant Monster in Bath

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"City kids."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Sidewalk Ballet

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

The successful rubbernecker...

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Under New Mismanagement

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

Dance Crossing

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

Monster slippers.

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

The big apple.

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

'Site of yet another future bankrupt company.'

Khan Hunt

Tourist is told to go home by a monument