'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'
Apartment Dweller With A Sense Of Humor Gifts
Searching for a gift that matches your apartment dweller’s sharp wit and fun personality? Our collection offers playful art prints, clever mugs, and quirky home accessories that celebrate their spirit and make their space uniquely theirs. Whether they’re a new renter or a seasoned city dweller, these gifts bring a perfect touch of humor to everyday moments.
"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
Fish-tank Skyscraper.
"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."
Complaints at the Beehive Condo
Natural Phenomena of 15-E
'Honey, I'm home.'
Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!
William and Real Estate
'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'
"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"
'He's training for a career in law.'
Affordable housing
The lessor of two evils.
'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'
"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."
"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."
'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'
"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."
'A thief stole your key? Rats, I'll have to change the lock and reissue keys to the thousands of tenants...'
Where did birds rest before utility wires?
Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!
"It's the co-op board!"
'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'
'Well, you do wonder don't you?'
'Su casa is now mi casa.'
Mime tip #37: The noisy upstairs neighbors won't hear your invisible broom knocking.
There are some bad neighbors in the building where I live. One creep was kicked out for inappropriate actions. I call him "The Flash." "Catwoman" violates the no-pets policy. "Aquaman" hogs all the hot water. And the "Green Hulk" is a huge guy who berates people when they don't separate recyclables from other trash. On the plus side, when anything breaks here, it is quick fixed. Ah, "Superman"!
"I've learned to live with the ever-present specter of death, but mostly because it's started chipping in for rent."
'Keep that dividing down!'
Retired From Home
"So what if it's small," the realtor says, "it's not like you'll be stuck in there."
The Denouement is Nigh!
Balcony extension with sunbathers
Apartment Dweller With A Sense Of Humor Gifts Collection
Apartment Dweller With A Sense Of Humor Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for apartment dwellers who love a good laugh with their morning coffee.
Apartment Dweller With A Sense Of Humor Pillows
Discover quirky pillows that add humor and charm to any apartment sofa or bed, making their space uniquely fun.
Apartment Dweller With A Sense Of Humor Prints
Browse our witty art prints designed to bring humor and personality into any apartment wall, perfect for decorating with a laugh.
Apartment Dweller With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts
Check out our funny t-shirts that let your favorite apartment dweller express their personality with style and wit.