Apartment Dweller With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'Honey, I'm home.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

William and Real Estate

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

The lessor of two evils.

Affordable housing

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

'A thief stole your key? Rats, I'll have to change the lock and reissue keys to the thousands of tenants...'

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

Where did birds rest before utility wires?

"It's the co-op board!"

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

The Denouement is Nigh!

'Keep that dividing down!'

"I've learned to live with the ever-present specter of death, but mostly because it's started chipping in for rent."

Mime tip #37: The noisy upstairs neighbors won't hear your invisible broom knocking.

'Su casa is now mi casa.'

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

Retired From Home

"So what if it's small," the realtor says, "it's not like you'll be stuck in there."

Balcony extension with sunbathers

"The view is all prewar brick."