Apartment Dwellers Gifts

"I suppose we should clear up those leaves - we are on the third floor."

'Of course I get annoyed when people walk past and stare in the window. . . we're on the 18th floor!'

Noisy Neighbours

"I can't talk. I'm busy staring with envy at all the people I resent."

"I've learned to live with the ever-present specter of death, but mostly because it's started chipping in for rent."

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

'For those of you without power, service will be restored soon. Stay tuned for details.'

Bob gets a message from the man upstairs.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Shakespeare Street

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

'No it's still not fixed'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Cat and Broom

'Honey, I'm home.'

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"Factominiums."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"