Apartment Antics Lovers Gifts

Fun with candy.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Upper West Side Story

'Honey, I'm home.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

Cow puts salad dressing on grass.

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

'Every time I try to throw myself at her, it starts a fight.'

"Don't get the wrong idea, but I think I should tell you that all my furnishings are from Ikea."

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

Retired From Home

"I do believe in the institution of marriage - if by institution you mean a building full of crazy people."

"So what if it's small," the realtor says, "it's not like you'll be stuck in there."

"It's Jason from next door. DO we want to buy a transcript of last night's argument?"

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

'Keep that dividing down!'