Apartment Antics Lovers Pillows

Fun with candy.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Upper West Side Story

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Honey, I'm home.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

"Don't get the wrong idea, but I think I should tell you that all my furnishings are from Ikea."

"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"

"So what if it's small," the realtor says, "it's not like you'll be stuck in there."

'Keep that dividing down!'

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

"It's Jason from next door. DO we want to buy a transcript of last night's argument?"

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