Apartment Lover Pillows

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Shakespeare Street

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Upper West Side Story

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Cat and Broom

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'No it's still not fixed'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

'Honey, I'm home.'

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'