Apartment Antics Gifts

"You know, I've often wondered where the fuse box is myself."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Stubborn Horse

Dog ignores angry cat.

Chef copy robot

The Goalkeeper

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

A baby in court

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Upper West Side Story

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

'Honey, I'm home.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Atomic Bear: Part 2

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

Namastayyy

Cat scratches dog's car.