Apartment Chaos Lover Gifts

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Face painting.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Dog In Your Face Comics

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Cooking

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Fetching some bread

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'