Bedroom Chaos Lover Gifts

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Newborn Chaos

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Cooking

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

'Net to catch pancake.'

COVID-19 kitchen

"I'm running a loose ship."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

The food inspector

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

Good Mop, Bad Mop.

Russian eggs.

Check the Chicken fingers on Table seven

'Too much spice?'

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!